So this is what I came up with:
When I think of chicken, I think of food. Sorry, vegetarians... but I eat tons of chicken per year. So much so, that if I ever meet a live chicken, I'm pretty sure it would like nothing more than to avenge the blood of its brethren by pecking my face off.
Sadly, I'm pretty sure I would whoop a chicken's butt. Might makes right once again.